the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"
by Mr. Moto January 10, 2006
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The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.
Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?
by aint_david May 5, 2021
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The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god

(log off)
by flashflashflash November 27, 2011
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the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;

may be followed with the phrase "why me?!"

can be replaced with "oh my god" or "ouch!"

Oh god!! I just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! Why me?!
by infamous_xo April 21, 2009
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1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb

2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say
Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.

Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.
by SabbyV March 22, 2020
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The look on your face when it's midnight and someone you wish you didn't know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight

person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

me: oh god

person: rap almost looks like the word rape!

(log off)
by flashflashflash November 27, 2011
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