Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

by Haywood Jablome April 15, 2005

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.

At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.

by Ballzor! December 10, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

by crazy9 September 14, 2009

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 16, 2022

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020