Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over
40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (
Future tense).
Homie 1: (at the end of a
long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between
us!! Just tell me!"
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-
day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next
morning, for a little
R&
R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam
dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
