fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

Fumunda cheese

nasty-ass cheese lookin substance found between in places like a person's legs, groin, ass-crack,vagina,nut-sack...fumunda cheese is left over sweat and dirt from the day. People can get this by failing to wash up after a hard day's work or after a strenuous activity. Smells like some rotten shit mixed with major B.O.

"Yo, that nigga Amy be smellin funky ova there! It must be that fumunda cheese fumunda her ass!"

by JBeezy41 January 14, 2009

The Fumunda Effect

This is what happens when you shit you pants, at work, and it ends up costing you $21 because your mom is working and your grandma has to go to Wal-Mart to get you a new pair of pants and boxers.

Fumunda: I shit myself at work!
Mom:What do you want me to do about it?
Fumunda: Bring me some new clothes!
Mom: Your grandma is at Wal-Mart, I'll call her and have her bring you some.
Fumunda: Damn! That's gonna cost me!
Mom: Well, you shouldn't have shit yourself.
Fumunda: I am gonna call this the Fumunda Effect!

by Fumunda April 27, 2006

Fumunda Cheese

The funkey nasty sweaty goo that is located on the goutch after a highly active day

He scratched his goutch and wiped his fumunda cheese on billy's teeth

by Feeny June 24, 2007

fumunda cheese

cheese from under "fumunda" my nutsack

"would you like some cheese fumunda my nuts?"

by Mike "the man" R. February 20, 2003

fumunda cheese

(fuh-mun-duh cheez)
A mixture of dirt and sweat under a guy's balls.

Dude, I had so much fumunda cheese under my balls today.

by ??!!?? July 29, 2005

Fumunda Cheese

the sticky substance that forms around ya balls when ya dont know how to get a bath

ask ya mum if she wants some fumunda cheese half price today :D !!!

by II IR3B3L I August 20, 2008