Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).
I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?
by areaman26 January 19, 2009
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To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.
The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.
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A "Fucking pie" is something that you would say to a person an (insult). You could just walk up to someone and say your a "fucking pie" you don't have to be a genius to come up with good insults, anyone could Spit it out like a cherry pit. Simply an insult for dumb people.
Hey Jimmy i can't believe you toilet paped my house your a "fucking pie" for not cleaning it up
by Bully bob Sally January 30, 2018
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