Flava Flav

rapper who loves to wear big clocks. he's in love with a girl named bridgette.

Flave Flav says, "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

by Zee February 13, 2005

Flava Flav

Flava Flav is a "Celeb"reality show phenom, first appearing on VHI's crap reality show "The Surreal Life", then later moving on to an even crappier reality show "Strange Love"...now he stars in a pretty good reality show, "Flavor of Love"

Gets a lot of PoonTang for a short, funny looking black man

"Watch out ladies, here comes Flava Flav..."

(Flav himself) "Flava FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV"

by AWK-47 February 8, 2006

Flava Flav

A term used by the Team Fortress youtuber SoundSmith for when a medic pops his uber for a non-convention reason

This medic just Flava Flav on that scout right into the enemy team

by Unlimited Meme Works October 5, 2020

Flava Flav

A loser who is known for wearing a big-ass clock around his neck

Flava flav is a fucking loser

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl March 29, 2020

Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 8, 2005

Flava Flav

Verb - To not help someone in need since Flava Flav can't do nuttin' fo' you man because he's got problems of his own.

Sorry, but I can't Flava Flav you today. My car is in the shop.

by Someone with another email address is using the name Dave November 6, 2006

Flava Flav

Acctualty, Flava Flav has moved on from Bridgette. He is no longer currently seeing her, she is married. He has a new show where women compete for his love and affection. He is doing fine, thanks for asking. flava flav 4 lyfe.

ie: flava flav loves New York, Sweetie, Peaches, Ms. Latin, Serious

by dorma kitten February 11, 2006