farticulate 

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014

Fartful

That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.

"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."

Fartful by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009

Farticulate 

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

Farticulate by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

farticular discharge 

adj. The moist residue left over after a particularly greasy farting episode. What you have to wipe from your bum after farting. Of or relating to the process of farting or the products derived from farting. Relating to the poo that comes out of a person's mouth when they really have no clue what they are talking about. The brown streaks left in your underwear after farting.

Sam had farticular discharge left on his underwear; it was nasty and pissed his wife off.
Rush Limbaugh spews farticular discharge from both ends; does that fat ass ever have a clue?

farticular discharge by marido January 19, 2014

Farticulate 

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

Farticulate by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

Farticulation 

The act of emulating phonetic sounds using flatulence.

Jared can fart the alphabet up to the letter "J." He has excellent farticulation.

Farticulation by RiverWord March 7, 2008

fartful dodge 

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

fartful dodge by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017