A replacement for "lol" on AIM, meaning a small giggle, instead of actually laughing out loud, which nobody really does.
by The Bard of Anon May 17, 2005
by billy bob September 2, 2004
ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>
~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>
~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation
A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."
by Just Bly February 27, 2006
the wave of bullshit trying to be passed off as art by its creator/creators based simply on it being weird as hell
That isn't art, it's nothing but ert.
by Eib September 16, 2003
by kornjerker March 7, 2009
Ert indicates that something is stupid. Kind of like "DUH", or a more tolerant version of "that's so gay."
by Typography September 22, 2008
(n.) Used frequently inside circles of theme park/roller coaster enthusiasts, it is an acronym meaning "exclusive ride time." For clubs and organizations, the park will open either allow members in earlier than the advertised time or allow them to stay in the park after the advertised time. Not all the rides will necessarily be open, however the ones that are are usually the high-profile, E-ticket rides.
by Samuel Greenbaum January 4, 2010