Ear Rape 

When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

Ear Rape by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007

ear rape 

Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."

Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.

ear rape by njadams10 January 10, 2008

ear rape 

whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.

"OUCH! What was that?!
Oh sorry. I just ear raped you."

ear rape by terra3476283739 May 16, 2010

Ear-rape 

An unexpectedly loud noise produced with the intent of surprising an unaware audience or with the intent of humor. A common technique used in YouTube Poop. See article: YouTube Poop. This tactic is a personal favorite of YouTube Pooper Imaperson, exhibited in his video: GENIE HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER.

Imaperson's YouTube Poop contained so much Ear-rape, I had to put ice in my ears.

Ear-rape by Gamer-X April 14, 2010

Christmas Ear Rape 

A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.

Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!

Christmas Ear Rape by Chip Davis December 22, 2010

Ear rape 

When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.

That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.

Ear rape by Sneezymuffins May 28, 2018

Ear rape 

The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack

Ear rape: warning headphone users

Ear rape by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018