look up any word, like ratchet:

5 definitions by njadams10

 
1.
Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."
Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.
by njadams10 December 27, 2007
 
2.
Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.
You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"
by njadams10 December 27, 2007
 
3.
A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."
The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"
by njadams10 December 27, 2007
 
4.
g-d
the shorthand version of God damn.
Also the short hand version of God.
Talk about irony.
You g-d mofo, why'd ya shoot my cat?!?!?!?
Were going to church to praise g-d.
by njadams10 December 27, 2007
 
5.
A nickname for cats.
John has many flirfs.
by njadams10 December 27, 2007