duck fart

When you fart so duck-like, you'll bring a new meaning to the phrase "Duck!" Usually juicy and deathly.

That duck fart was so loud, we thought a duck was in the room.

by Frank Rumber January 9, 2012

Dick Duck Fart

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.

Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.

by McMeddles November 24, 2008

Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.

That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.

by Moors1981 April 9, 2018

ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009

Duck fart

When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.

Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.

by Nitram852 October 28, 2019