a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
man: you look hot tonight
person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker
man: excellent.
person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker
man: excellent.
by livethefunlife November 11, 2010
by Lady Jade July 18, 2006
Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.
Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?
by dethscul July 22, 2005
As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
Fremantle Dockers. A extremely bad Australian Rules football Club. Probably have the worst history of any sporting organisation in the world. Commonly known as "The Loser's Club" or "The Shockers". Their branding is an anchor which symbalises the struggle of a club sinking to the depths of despair. Their supporters are known to complain non-stop about everything from umpires to the media having it in for them. Generally they are just laughed at.
by A real supporter April 27, 2006