dishwasher

an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"

by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020

dishwasher

something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy

kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich

by b0ss.jpg_666RUFUS December 24, 2020

dishwasher

I don't know, an expensive drying rack

What the hell is a dishwasher?

by VeteranString12 January 20, 2022

dishwasher

another word for a women

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her

by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 24, 2020

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan May 9, 2018

dishwasher

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

by Billiam Beaver May 20, 2018

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme March 28, 2018