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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome 

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.
John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

Halloween Decoration Diarrhea 

Too many decorations makes your house look like Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. You must live a stressful life!
That house has Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. It looks like crap

tree decoration 

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

poop decoration

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
poop decoration by anonymous December 26, 2021

fridgemas decoration 

Noun;

Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration

interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.
Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.