An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
by Revco3 February 21, 2019
1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.
Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!
by KWKS March 9, 2011
1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.
1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away
by SDanzer April 14, 2008
It's when you turn an iron curler on, shove it up the ass, and sing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fantastic"
by Barbiegirlcurler December 3, 2013
Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis
by Rigoberto August 23, 2007
by w3bby March 31, 2020
A torture device used to pull off people’s eyelashes. The name might sound normal but the name is just a cover up. If u see a girl, a gay, a they using this stop them because they will get there eyelashes plucked off from there eyelids. And if u ever see an “eyelash curler” just buy it and give it to the person u hate.
Random guy:oh u sell eyelash curlers here?
Store owner: oh, yes we do!
Random guy: I’ve been looking for these I can rarely find them!
Store owner: I see u have someone u want to give this to...
Random guy: YES!
Store owner: ohh, u can have it for free, u seem like a nice person!
Store owner: oh, yes we do!
Random guy: I’ve been looking for these I can rarely find them!
Store owner: I see u have someone u want to give this to...
Random guy: YES!
Store owner: ohh, u can have it for free, u seem like a nice person!
by The Kenma simp March 8, 2021