You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.
"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"
by Shuasage December 8, 2014
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When someone is texting you several times in a row and you are not replying; usually for several days in a row.

A mix of the words "non-consensual" and "text" as they are texting you repeatedly without your consent.
"Dude this chick has been texting me for days and I haven't replied once. It's obviously non-contextual but she isn't catching on."

"This guy got my number on Facebook and has been texting me ever since, I haven't replied so it's completely non-contextual."
by bucsfan846 September 11, 2011
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A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.
Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.
by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018
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