Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 21, 2016

cobain

kurt cobain, he was and still is an amzing person, everyone will miss him truely.

know one will figure out how he actually died but in my personal opinion Courtney killed im, he had 3x as much heroin in his system, and he would have been insulated, instantly, how could he have picked up a gun, and how could he have pulled the trigger? most people believe its Courtney, and on the gun there were no recognizable finger prints but still

RIP Kurt <33

kurt cobain will be missed

by ily_yeppersbiatch September 5, 2009

Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

by DirtyWord November 29, 2007

Cobain

When you are masturbating and you climax so hard that it hits you in the face like a shotgun.

guy 1: I hadn't had a wank in a week so I rubbed one out last night and Cobained myself.
guy 2: Loves a good Cobain

by dicklickmotherfucker October 28, 2015

Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

by SMUD October 2, 2006

Cobain

A suicide in anyway involving a shotgun or firearm of anykind.

"Man that motherfucker pulled a Cobain, dudes brains were everywhere"

By Stephen Hite Baby

by Stephen Hite March 7, 2007

Cobain

A person who is right-handed, and plays guitar left-handed.

Jimmi: I thought you were a righty
Joni: I am
Jimmi: Then why are you playing that air guitar left-handed
Joni: Because that's how I play guitar. I'm a Cobain

by falcolombadi81996 March 7, 2011