Clanger

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Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clanger

An expression used in team based games when one person hits the ball at an unexpectedly hard speed and the ball travels faster than the speed of light itself. Most commonly used by Pulse Fire when playing Rocket League.

Pulse Fire: *Does a ground pinch going 180kph*
Pulse Fire: "That was an absolute clanger dud"

by Redknight135 November 20, 2020

clanger

A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)

I ate a clanger for my tea.

by Mark Brown September 17, 2006

Clanger

A large turd

I've just dropped an absolute clanger in that toilet.

by Jjclang September 15, 2017

Clanger

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

by Jboni January 12, 2008

Clanger

An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.

(being tailgated)
"Get off my clanger!"

by FHS Voltaire November 04, 2009

clanger

from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.

synonym : jailbait.

Stay away from that clanger or you'll be washing Bubba's back.

by o8sidian August 25, 2004