Computer eXchange are the shops that take your old computer/electronic gear and give you cash or exchange for other items. Good idea but the staff are butt ugly retarded freaks with no brains whatsoever. The customer service is crap and the staff are rude. Only society's outcasts get jobs in this place. They have limited knowledge or brains for that matter. You will never receive an answer to your emails so best to avoid.
Customer: This Wii microphone is pretty cheap but it smells. Why?
ceX retard: Smells? Let me see. <sniff> Ummmm, nice.
Customer: Uh? Let me smell it. <sniff> Wohoooooo! That stinks like errr shit! Fook me ass!!!
ceX retard: Oh, just use the microphone. That's what I did earlier.
Customer: <poof - dust>
ceX retard: Oi! Where did he go???
ceX retard: Smells? Let me see. <sniff> Ummmm, nice.
Customer: Uh? Let me smell it. <sniff> Wohoooooo! That stinks like errr shit! Fook me ass!!!
ceX retard: Oh, just use the microphone. That's what I did earlier.
Customer: <poof - dust>
ceX retard: Oi! Where did he go???
by Phudu May 26, 2008
Low-life virgins that have never seen a pair of tits that are not attached to themselves and also could legally have their penis declared dead because they have not seen it in yonkers. They also smell like all of a Y9s changing room BO at once and have not showered since Britney Spears shaved her head and went crazy. They also spend their time at home having intercourse with their siblings and also enjoying games of Nintendo DS Monopoly and Scrabble with their cats (generally called Pimple). If you have gotten to the point where CEX is you're only option as a job you might as well end your life or become a feet pic dealer at the local bingo club on Thursday nights.
Phil: Look at those scummy twats over there, I bet they work at CEX.
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
by Ivor Gifford June 13, 2020
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