when a male is about to ejaculate and the partner is across the room and the sperm reaches the partner causing it to fly through the air
"lay down over there so i can cannonball you"
by jankydank August 5, 2009
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definitions for cannonball-
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
ex. 1) holy shit! fred just got his dick blown off by a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
by mi nevets March 2, 2007
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A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).
"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"
by J. Sanchez November 1, 2005
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The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and rifling your sack completely into her anus shouting "CANNONBALL!!!" at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing shanties. Works best if she's just taken a shower because she'll be prepped, and then have to take another shower after you've demonstrated your pirate-like domination.
Theresa had just got out of the shower when Francois skidded round the corner and launched his nuts with hi-def explosive power into her rectal cavern, heroically crying "CANNONBALL!!!" and then nutted one out all up her back and in her hair. With his cannonballing mission complete, Francois knew the world was safe again.
by Filth Wizard August 27, 2008
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When one is engaged in doggy style in the backseat of a moving vehicle with the windows down and finishes by slamming into their partner hard enough to force them through the window at a passing vehicle.
Guy #1: "Remember that time you cannonballized Ali?"
Guy #2: "I'm glad we weren't moving that fast when it happened."
by Namenlosen June 14, 2017
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When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway
" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"
by Billbo998 September 23, 2015
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A Cannonball is the act of indulging in one drug or alcohol then taking more right on top of that. It is not nearly as specific as most definers make it seem. Any time you use a drug or alcohol in rapid succession or simultaneously it can be considered a Cannonball. Even food can be cannonballed when you are eating your desert and scoop up some of your neighbors desert for a CANNONBALL!
Oh shit, Emily just cannonballed a Xanax bar on top of that suboxone!
Hey Mikey, cannonball that Patron' shot on top of that bowl you're smoking!
by Freightrain47 May 18, 2018
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