Butter Your Toast

Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.

Good morning Ma'am, can I butter your toast?
Goodness. look at the Toast on that guy.
Toast

by NEDGBASS November 20, 2020

buttered toast

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

by da_sauce April 18, 2008

buttered toast

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.

"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy

by Erzebetmen December 26, 2008

Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

by shortcake*'s bitch July 4, 2010

Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

by Oh. Yes. May 31, 2019

Sugar the butter, butter the toast

“I won’t sugar the butter, but I will butter the toast”
A phrase meaning you don’t have any good news, but you’ll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, “I won’t sugar coat this”

“I have some bad news for you”
“Well, don’t sugar the butter, butter the toast”

by Jamesmonr January 23, 2018

Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.

Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.

by CrzyJoker December 11, 2010