golded brown love

making love to a black woman between 30-50, then later finding out it was one of your black friends mom.
and getting the mother pregnant.

Alex-
"hey Joe, i totally had a golded brown love with Mrs.Brown last night"

Joe-
"you son of a bitch, thats my mom!"

Alex-
"ohhhhh...well...see you in 9 months! hehehe...am so dead."

by Norman Mcnormal April 5, 2010

brown chest love

wanting some to poo on your chest while making love. typically part of someone's twisted fantasies. fantasizer usually also exhibits fetishes involving old women and generally larger women that could squash him

woman: "how do you want it baby?"
nick: "i want some brown chest love, yeah like that. is that steak you had for dinner?"

by bulletproof chipmunk November 26, 2008

Brown hole love

Emotional attachment to the mysterious brown orifice that we all know, often because of how recreational it is.

What can brown hole love do for you?

by brown hole lover December 1, 2010

brown silo of love

Like the long, round narrow space that is used by some men, particularly farmers, to pack hay into, this cavity is also of roughly a similar shape, but on a smaller scale. It is also used for packing purposes by certain men who exhibit homosexual tendencies, particularly by the force exerted through the oscillation of the shaft of their penis. It is described as brown because of the burnt-amber coloration of the stool that sometimes adheres to the glans of the penis during its oscillatory motion, as well as other objects that are inserted, such as carrots and gerbils. The term may or may not be used when the two or more males involved in the interaction have romantic and emotional connections with each other.

Bruce: Hey, you sexy thang. Do you know what the most romantic part of me is??

Evan: It's your brown silo of love, right hon?

Bruce: That's it, baby. Now bust out that love muscle o' yers!

by Agent Napalm March 1, 2014