brontosaurus 

if a giraffe married a frog and had a kid.

I'M A GIRAFFE IN CALIFORNIA THAT GAVE BIRTH TO A DRY SKINNED GIRAFFE cause i have brontosaurus

brontosaurus by uR PreTtY mom October 9, 2019

brontosaurus burger

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

brontosaurus burger by bradhannah August 4, 2008

Brontosaurus Trotter 

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"

Brontosaurus Trotter by Smitch26 November 15, 2012

brontosaurus goggles 

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

brontosaurus goggles by shaunny80 May 9, 2006

brontosaurus brawler 

a short or avg. height girl who is extremely aggressive and in most cases quite athletic and strong. always a bitch and sometimes a butch.
an aggressive girl who is flimsy won't do, she has to be physically thick like a tree trunk in that she will always bark a tough game and in many cases bite a vicious game as well.

Bruce Lee: aiyo homey, why didnt you stand up to that bitch?
Jose Contreras: u must be jonin! she's a fuckin' brontosaurus brawler, she could take on the Bears O-line for chrissake.

brontosaurus brawler by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004

Brontosaurus knuckle 

A variation on the term "Moose knuckle," but referring to the bulge in the crotch of a hugely obese woman.

"Look at the Brontosaurus Knuckle on her!"
"I saw Rosie O'Donnell on the cover of People. Tight sweatpants and total Brontosaurus Knuckle evident."
"She went from Camel toe to Moose knuckle to Brontosaurus knuckle in 6 short months."

Brontosaurus knuckle by Jimmy Speedo October 14, 2009

dirty brontosaurus 

The Dirty Brontosaurus is where you get someone on their knees, & put their arms behind their head sticking straight up. You then bind the wrist so they can't put their arms down. Use their arms to pull their head toward you forcefully while they give you a BJ.. Finish on their face, or back, or wherever might imply "dirty" to you, then leave them laying face down, arms out, like a long neck Brontosaurus.

She said she wanted to play rough last night, so we played The Land Before Time, & I made her be the dirty Brontosaurus.

dirty brontosaurus by Bring an umbrella January 9, 2016