breakfast-of-champions

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

by drunk money November 13, 2006

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

by The-V June 21, 2015

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 3, 2003