You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.
by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022
Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.
Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
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Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
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by Bradenton September 5, 2021
Most likely stoners, know how to party, live at the beach. They go to Bayshore or manatee high school. They are wild and always know how to have a good time
by Potatomelon December 10, 2018
A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive
by Lickerguy January 23, 2018
Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.
Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
Man fuck Bradenton FL
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
Man fuck Bradenton FL
by Bradenton September 5, 2021