blueberries 

the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.

blueberries by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021

blueberries 

Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.

Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000

Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?

Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.

blueberries by GBlueberries May 31, 2018

sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

sucking blueberries by Wonder P March 2, 2010

Blueberries 

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

Blueberries by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Blueberrification 

The process of a small child being turned into a blueberry through the act of eating forbidden gum

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!" "Well Mr. B, thats a side effect known just as Blueberrification.

Blueberrification by Citti in the hiddi July 20, 2010

Blueberries 

When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.

"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"

Blueberries by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016

Fucking Blueberries 

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.

"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"

Fucking Blueberries by sugarytemptress September 28, 2009