by metsrule44 October 29, 2007
A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.
ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs
by pipparts August 23, 2022
A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.
Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.
Related: see furry
Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.
Related: see furry
Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.
by spoonwa July 29, 2009
by Anorexican January 18, 2018
by Zach G. January 17, 2004
A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.
by Dave Thomas August 26, 2003
by frogy.UwU April 29, 2021