Bitey McSnapperson

A dog who tries attacks every other one in sight.

"They should tie Bitey McSnapperson up to a pole or something."

by metsrule44 November 16, 2007

Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

by pipparts August 23, 2022

Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry

Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.

by spoonwa July 28, 2009

Angry Bitey Camel

A big bad humpy boi who eets the hoomans who try to tuch him

My boi dequan got attak by an angry bitey camel.

by Anorexican January 19, 2018

mighty whitey one-bitey

The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.

In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

mighty whitey one-bitey

A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.

I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!

by Dave Thomas August 26, 2003

Fishy Fishy Bitey Bitey

Basically fishy fishy bitey bitey said by Archie Foley a boy from Warlingham.

Fishy Fishy Bitey Bitey could be used in plenty of ways such as when your mate looks at you, your hands go on your head and then the magic begins.

by LilBrad May 29, 2018