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Flaming Boston Backburner

Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.

Boston Backburner 

Minutes before sex, eat some Exlax, bran, and drink Mountain Dew. Shortley thereafter, when you are buttblasting some trim (or other dude, I guess, if you are a homo - no offense), you pull out quickly. You then blow monkey-style butt mud on your lady. After she shits herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened - your bad.
Gary, I gave that piece of trim a Boston Backburner last night. She shit, and I am not getting ass tonight. Oh well, I have a bunch of rendering work to do.

backburger 

The view of a woman's vagina from behind with the legs slightly apart - the sight of the labia resembles a hamburger bun and burger all in one.
Those internet pics of Rhianna from behind, man, that is one backburger I wouldn't mind munching on!!
backburger by backburger May 16, 2009

back burner 

1) Custom of placing pots not requiring immediate attention toward the rear of the stove 2) A condition of low priority or temporary deferment 3) Where one resides when they are hearing bs in hopes of maintaining the status quo of a "relationship" that serves to keep the fires lit for the IO part of the equation
It's so sad how Sal doesn't realize shes placed on the back burner. Hal has no intention of making her his one and only.
back burner by Shyantha January 1, 2007

on the back burner 

Postponed or deferred, as in a low-priority task.
It wasn't April 15th yet so I put the taxes on the back burner.

back burner 

When something is put aside for more important things.
We can't go on that vacation boo, we can't afford it. We'll just put it on the back burner for now.
back burner by Dialect of Mecca August 23, 2004