An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.
by Milton-Dj-Fury August 3, 2006
One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.
by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011
by maty97 December 5, 2008
The offspring of a gay man who has been anally impregnated by his lover. Ass babies typically resemble demons and have razor sharp claws that cause much damage during the birth. They typically display hatred towards everyone and are very aggressive.The birthing process results in high fatality rates for the father, especially in low income families where the father cannot have the Ass Baby killed immediately post-birth.
Terrence gave birth to an Ass Baby last night in his one bedroom apartment while his boyfriend watched. They were both subsequently murdered.
by TheFoose June 16, 2010
When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby
"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"
Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"
Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
by professor Quinta August 18, 2006
by Biggaypaul December 5, 2007
carlos: damn essay that chica over there meng. i heard all her little niños are ass babies dude.
jesus: nasty little bastardos too homes
jesus: nasty little bastardos too homes
by david from faggotown June 4, 2007