A wild creature found in the darkest parts of the Norwegian woods. The creature is really small, got blonde hair and can't grow a moustache. This creature loves the colour green and is often found shrouded in a green sweater-like thing. The Affa can be found playing with sticks and banging them on hollow tree trunks like a drumkit. If you meet an Affa you should consider yourself lucky as they are one of the nicest creatures you will ever encounter.
Man: I just met an wild Affa wearing a green sock!
Woman: Oh lucky you! The Affa is so nice and friendly
by NorthMan123 September 14, 2021
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The AFFA, also known as the Anti-FIFA and Fortnite association is a group that go around places in the world executing those who they believe don’t belong in a way of letting out anger they receive in FIFA. As of yet they have conquered one place and when close to ending.
“Yo Jeremy, I heard the AFFA are near our town.

Oh shit Tom, we better go hide in the attic until they’re gone. Hope they don’t find us.
by Manchester United December 3, 2019
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