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Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com
Windows 95 by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Windows 95

In the game Overwatch, when the character Baptiste uses his ultimate in the wrong situation or completely misplaces it.
Bro this Baptiste is ass, he’s windows 95ed every ultimate.

We got a gold Baptiste, get ready for some Windows 95s.

Baptiste can you switch? You’ve windows 95ed bare.
Windows 95 by doncristo November 1, 2019

Windows 95

Windows 95 is a OS created by Microsoft in 1995.
It has to many OSR's
Start multitasking. Begin with Windows 95.
Windows 95 by WindowsNt351S January 14, 2024

Windows 95 shit 

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
Windows 95 shit by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019

Windows 95 Tips 

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
Windows 95 Tips by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Windows98Gamer 

a youtuber with no life makes sm64 videos
Is that Windows98Gamer? i wanna PLAY with him for GODS SAKE
Windows98Gamer by macgamer January 10, 2021