a person who ruins fun and excitement, whether they do it on purpose or they just do it naturally.
"Don't be a whump, man."
"We don't need any whumps at this party."
by Joey Kangarooza December 21, 2016
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Anal whump, is when an anal candidate (giver) pulls his man pipe out of the recivers A-hole and draws it back slowly and then penetrates sharply back into the A-hole.usually this results in severe amount of pain for the reciver. there is a tactic that can be used by the reciver to prevent penetration and causing immense amounts of pain for the giver, this tactic is known as the anal refusal counter attack.
e.g gregoeru is slowly boneing jess when he pulls back and delivers an anal whump causing severe anal burns and anal splitage.
by scorge of mapps June 17, 2007
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Sneak up behind someone, lift there shirt and slap them on the obliques.
I walked up behind him lifted up his shirt and Whump Skumped him hard!
by Pedroistheman October 17, 2013
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