WVHS is a tiny school in a middle-of-nowhere town called Cottonwood. The campus is placed on a farm, and students in the district have appropriately given the school's football field the nickname "The Pasture" due to the rural environment. Farm animals are often seen in the halls and cows can be heard through the classroom windows. The mascot of the school is the Eagle.
WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.
Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.
The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.
Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.
The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
by badomen September 15, 2021
A school in a shit town of upstate ny, everyone has either a mullet and racist or they look like a school shooter. Manure gets spread next door at the farm so it always smells like shit. People are racist and ugly. And they are all fucking dumb
by West Canada Valley September 20, 2021
Welcome to west canada valley high school here you will see a lot of students giving up in life due to the teachers poor academic skills when you walk in the smelling halls of nasty dying fish from all the girls with stds u will find most of the girls in the bathroom smoking nicotine and the boys bathroom smells like piss. West Canada is a go to play if u really hate your life and want the teachers to ruin it even more. You will mostly see girls that wear belly shirts and booty shorts or girls that are gay and have undercuts. The boys on the other hand have mullets or long hair while wearing jeans boots and ripped shirts. Welcome to the school of homophobic teachers and students that don’t care.
by Yomama1457 September 21, 2021
School full of a bunch of entitled white kids who drive their mommy and daddies cars and believe the world owes them everything.
by westsux August 30, 2017
a high school that’s good for literally nothing except being hoes and fucking rich. everybody hates each other, and all they do is do drugs and party. they don’t have one good sport and the only thing their good at is marching band but who really gives a fuck
someone - “do you know anyone who goes to blue valley west??”
you - “yeah their all fucking retarded and crazy”
you - “yeah their all fucking retarded and crazy”
by okurrrrrrrrt March 14, 2019
“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!?
Homie: Do you go to west valley?
G: it’s waste valley but yes i do.
ps- Masson S and Ben B are clowns
G: it’s waste valley but yes i do.
ps- Masson S and Ben B are clowns
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
by Lovers girl September 20, 2021