Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.
by BennyBwai September 23, 2011
"You have a wet patch on your new rad briefs"
"Yeah i had a slash over there and i got a Wellington"
"Yeah i had a slash over there and i got a Wellington"
by Tr3nches July 11, 2008
Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".
Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."
-later on-
Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."
-later on-
Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
by Jamaican Meornay September 2, 2007
stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.
by Dante Wellington February 6, 2012
by Yupppp scarfing October 18, 2018
People with the name Wellington are kind ,sweet and would make u fall for them easily. Most Wellington's are also funny and have talent most people can never have.
He's like Wellington
by Natasha115 November 23, 2021
Wellingtons are some kind of shoes. They’re basically boots. New Zealand is very mad at the shoes. They throw them at Australia.
by Wellington shoes April 22, 2019