weed eater

1. An electric or gas-powered rotary trimmer, used for cutting grass and weeds, from a standing height.

2. A haircut so bad it appears as if it were performed with such a device.

1. I'm going to use the weed eater on the back deck.

2. Did you cut your hair yourself? It looks like a weed-eater!

by eyeheartboobs January 11, 2005

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

weed-eater

A hippy. Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

My uncle Honey Rivers.

by Lucas April 2, 2004

weed-eater

A vegetarian. Can be hippies.

Bob does not like meat! What a weed-eater!

by Jaque April 5, 2004

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021