Wanger

sexual intercourse

My boyfriend gave me some good wanger last night.

by Cynthia September 28, 2003

Wanger

A noun that describes an individual who is a genius in mathematics.

I pulled a Wanger on the exam yesterday.

by hofdinginn February 14, 2018

Wanger

Also known as Daniel, this child prodigy is the definition of grindiiing. On the grind at brookehaven everyday, Wanger truly is a force to be reckoned with.

Peter: Dude, did you see that massive backhand passing shot by Federer right there?

Cyrus:Yeah that was pretty massive, but not as good as Wanger

Peter: ah sah big!!!

by The B-train May 2, 2005

Wanger

A fat, hairy, greasy person from Jamba who enjoys beating his gearstick to gay porn, whilst playing World of Warcraft

"I can't believe how incredibly homosexual and greasy he is. Biggest Wanger ever."

by RICH_BIRO September 6, 2006

Wanger

Polite way of saying someone is a wanker, ie, if there are old people, ladies or children present.

"Oh yeah, matthew is a right wanger, sorry grandma!"

by Lucy-doots October 16, 2003

Wanger

a person who's only occupation in life is to call me a skag'ed

Ben Gatford

by Rob Thomson February 6, 2004

wanger

A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!

Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(

by freqazoid February 16, 2008