This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
"Clean up, aisle my panties"
by D-Monkey March 3, 2018
by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018