University of Wisconsin Madison

the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)

"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."

by Martini Merlot February 22, 2005

University of Wisconsin Madison

It is a very good school, but school spirit is for asshole sports fans.

"Scene from University of Wisconsin Madison: Hey, why are all of these dipshits walking out in front my moving car?"

"It's a Badger game."

by Zarathustrabreakingtablets August 28, 2008

University of Wisconsin Madison

A place in Wisconsin where fucking idiots go to school. Also known as the school in which fuck-offs go to.

My son is a fuck-off... so he goes to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

My Daughter is a fucking idiot. She will go to the University of Wisconsin - Madison

by Goldy April 11, 2005

UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee

Second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconsin. Sheldon B. Lubar school of business is one of the best in the nation. UWM is a great teaching school. UWM has awesome residence halls. The campus also acquired about 10 acres of undeveloped forest for its school of letters and sciences back in 2010. If you like suite-style residence halls, small class sizes, great food, and top quality education, then UWM is for you!

Friend: Hey, where did you go to college?
Me: I went to UWM!

Friend: I've heard about them, are they a good college?
Me: Only if you like suite style residence halls, awesome on-campus events like battleship and pantherfest, smaller class sizes, and one of the top colleges in Wisconsin!
Friend: That sounds awesome! I should've gone to UWM!

UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is the second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconisin, second only to UW Madison.

by Truelove101 June 9, 2015