An acronym for University of Cunts and Sons of Bitches. An institute for higher learning and research, located in Santa Barbara, California, is known for its student body with a high fraction of trust fund babies from Los Angeles and the surrounding regions.
Kate: Can't believe Jasmine is gonna go to UCSB! Now she'll dye her hair blond and gets boobs and stuff being around all those whores!
Erika: No way, she'll be hungin around with Latinas with huge bellies...
Erika: No way, she'll be hungin around with Latinas with huge bellies...
by hmmmhmmmmm August 29, 2008
The University of California, Santa Barbara.
Ranked 44th by US News and World Report. The school has had five faculty win the Nobel Prize, 27 have been elected to the National Academy of the Sciences, 27 to the National Academy of Engineering, and 23 to the American Academy of the Arts and Sciences.
It is located in Santa Barbara, California, on a small peninsula or isle that the University owns.
The school is known for a few things:
1.) Despite its reputation, it is not academically virtuous.
2.) It houses the most incredible and drunken parties to take place at any University in the US. (Possibly world)
3.) Many people that attend UCSB are bitter that they got rejected to East coast schools, and top tier UC's.
4.) Most other colleges in Southern California drive to UCSB to rage.
5.) There is no competition at UCSB because everyone is drunk 100% of the time.
6.) UCSB is a great school is you want a college experience like no other.
Ranked 44th by US News and World Report. The school has had five faculty win the Nobel Prize, 27 have been elected to the National Academy of the Sciences, 27 to the National Academy of Engineering, and 23 to the American Academy of the Arts and Sciences.
It is located in Santa Barbara, California, on a small peninsula or isle that the University owns.
The school is known for a few things:
1.) Despite its reputation, it is not academically virtuous.
2.) It houses the most incredible and drunken parties to take place at any University in the US. (Possibly world)
3.) Many people that attend UCSB are bitter that they got rejected to East coast schools, and top tier UC's.
4.) Most other colleges in Southern California drive to UCSB to rage.
5.) There is no competition at UCSB because everyone is drunk 100% of the time.
6.) UCSB is a great school is you want a college experience like no other.
Friend 1: I go to UCSB because I got rejected to Cal and UCLA :(
Friend 2: ME TOO!
Friend 1: Let's go Party on Isle Vista because our we will graduate no matter what.
High School Student: Where did you go to college?!
High School Teacher: I went to UCSB, that's why I'm a high school teacher :)
USC undergrad: I'm bored in LA.
UCLA undergrad: Even though I hate you, I agree, let's go rage at UCSB?
USC undergrad: Sounds good, at least we can have fun, and come back and go to class at our accredited universities!
Friend 2: ME TOO!
Friend 1: Let's go Party on Isle Vista because our we will graduate no matter what.
High School Student: Where did you go to college?!
High School Teacher: I went to UCSB, that's why I'm a high school teacher :)
USC undergrad: I'm bored in LA.
UCLA undergrad: Even though I hate you, I agree, let's go rage at UCSB?
USC undergrad: Sounds good, at least we can have fun, and come back and go to class at our accredited universities!
by Don'tHateTheTruth1 May 15, 2009
ucsb: the most legit campus of all the uc's. ucsb is the school everyone thats anyone wants to go to. world class academics, a beautiful student body as well as an unbeatable party scene makes it a ridiculously good college experience.
i go to ucsb. thus, my friends come from their pathetic state school parties to rage.........the real way.
by iheartucsb March 11, 2007
Students who attend the college of California Polytechnic State Univerisity San Luis Opisbo, or more commonly known as Cal Poly SLO
Kelli: "What College is Sean going to?"
Lauren: "He's a UCSB reject."
Kelli: "Ohhhh... So he goes to Cal Poly SLO."
Lauren: "He's a UCSB reject."
Kelli: "Ohhhh... So he goes to Cal Poly SLO."
by swagofhb February 27, 2019
A woman who is strong, intelligent, independent, and delightful. This lady knows how to party and can still have good grades in the process. Although some may say UCSB girls are sleazy, those people have not met a true Gaucho woman. Be careful though, because UCSB girls will break your heart.
That UCSB girl has a better G.P.A than me!
A UCSB girl is incredibly beautiful!
I wish my girlfriend was a fine & smart UCSB girl!
A UCSB girl is incredibly beautiful!
I wish my girlfriend was a fine & smart UCSB girl!
by Brenda Yellow August 8, 2007
UCSB Boys are slovenly booze hounds who never study. They are always either high or drunk. In between surfing and drinking, they smoke weed and enjoy casual, drunken sex with any willing participants (including animals and other men). They can frequently be seen playing frisbee shirtless, skateboarding or riding their beach cruisers while innocently licking ice cream cones obtained at the DLG. They are also against "fat beezies."
UCSB boy #1: Duude...I wannaa hit that Monkey
UCSB boy #2: Duude...you are totes wearing beer goggles- that is one fat beezy
UCSB boy #2: Duude...you are totes wearing beer goggles- that is one fat beezy
by NoBeezies36 November 13, 2007