tweeter 

The vagina of a dirty whore.

your mom

tweeter by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003

Tweeter 

An Incorrectly pronounced form of "Twitter," usually used by those who haven't yet evolved from using AIM and are still getting used to the chat feature on Myspace.

"What site is that? Tweeter?"

"It's Twitter, asshole."

Tweeter by Rachaelmalice April 13, 2010

tweeter 

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.

People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.

tweeter by eric edub December 17, 2011

tweeter 

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.

"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"

tweeter by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

Tweeter 

Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.

"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"

Tweeter by Magglz6767 February 23, 2009

tweeter 

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

tweeter by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

tweeter 

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!

dang! that tweeter left a welt

tweeter by slm2nun March 5, 2005