Turtle Shell 

When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.

Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.

Turtle Shell by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018

turtle shell 

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

turtle shell by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015

Broken Turtle Shell 

As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls

Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.

Broken Turtle Shell by Erik Knox May 30, 2007

blue turtle shell 

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

blue turtle shell by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017

butt sucking turtle without a shell 

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

butt sucking turtle without a shell by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

putting the turtle back in its shell 

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

putting the turtle back in its shell by Ishitoften December 31, 2020