Tucson

-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.

I can't understand how those who were born and raised in Tucson chose to go to the U of A. That was your chance to escape, fuckers!!

by get_me_the_hell_outta_here November 13, 2005

Tucson

If you moved to Tucson, move to Washington!!! Tucson has nothing to do. Washington has beautiful scenery, esp. Bellingham. Get out of Tucson

I live in Tucson. It sucks balls.

by lil pro 93 August 22, 2009

Tucson

A city whose name is tricky to pronounce. Much Like Tegucigalpa.

Tucson- pronunced TWO- sawn

by oberchode March 9, 2006

tucson

A metropolis in Arizona which is populated mainly by retirees, students, and people taking the long road to nowhere. General employment is limited to franchise restaurants that pay bare minimum wage. "Sites" to see include pharmacies, golf courses and tiny strip malls that were built in the last 10 years. Oh yes, there is also some pretty geography, but could be seen in the comfort of your own home - on a postcard.

1. Welcome to Tucson, AZ: The Big City with a Small Town Mentality.

by YouTellMe February 15, 2007

tucson

A place in Arizona that serves one purpose; to educate the young people that decide to spend four years in a city 3 degrees cooler than hell. Of course, Wildcat Football is heating up!

Hey let's go watch UCLA lose in Tucson at Homecoming again.

by Popp August 11, 2007

TUCSONED

Verb- When you have a conversation with someone who has little to no IQ. That split moment your brain physically has pain from the ignorant questions you are presented with by a homegrown resident of Tucson, AZ. When you are presented with questions or statements that make your common sense and IQ lower.

"Hey bud, You're about to get Tucsoned!"
Customer-"How do I put gas in this electric bike?" Employee- "I Just Got Tucsoned!!"

by Non Resident September 9, 2021

tucson

a term used for taking a very large bowel movement

"Hey man, i gotta take a Tucson

by Skibbles May 8, 2006