Chode

Just Bieber is a chode.
by FreddyFuckFace October 27, 2010
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chode

Whoa, a chode!!
by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016
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Chode

A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
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Chodely

Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
Me: Hey Chodely

Chodely: Ur an ass
by Gstringsnagger December 08, 2010
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chode

when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.
My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!
by andrew strong November 10, 2008
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chode

From Wikipedia.com Chode is a synonym of perineum: The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females). Chode (not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length)(wikipedia)
Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")
She just loves licking my chode on the way from my ass to my nuts.
by BigBatton July 20, 2008
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Chode

A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.

Don't be a chode, be a champ.

Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 05, 2009
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