To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.
"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."
by theLoneRanger March 13, 2015
by GimpyJ May 5, 2019
by buttslut guild March 25, 2008
The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011
A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
by Urban spartan December 5, 2016
The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012
by The Propper Perv May 10, 2007