A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.
by Colton Moore May 21, 2009
The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)
by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009
When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell
by 303MTB April 17, 2014
“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”
by dubes1027 March 27, 2019
by Alotta Nerve March 13, 2014
One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
by my white tees January 30, 2006