Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.

The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!

by JustMac December 28, 2005

Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

by that guy January 27, 2005

Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.

Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"

by RyaChu April 8, 2011

Colonel Sanders

a gray pubic hair

I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.

by Popeye June 29, 2015

Colonel Sanders

The seller of mass quantities of fried chicken.

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!

Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace

by James Lowe September 22, 2004

colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004