A shitty suburb in Southern California consisting mostly of strip malls and concrete wasteland. Where bros, ricers, emos, soccer moms, fat asses, and religous freaks reside .
I am from Temecula , i have no life...
by anon March 18, 2005
A place consisting of nothing but desert, alcoholics you go to Wine Country every Sunday for brunch when they can barely afford their house payments, and kids who act like they're the shit when they're anything but. It's close enough to Hemet that the chance for crime is high, but any crime mostly consists of petty theft, someone turning off breakers on the sides of houses, or getting shanked in the Walmart parking lot. But don't worry, at least it's not Riverside. Dirt bikes that never get ridden are rampant as are the people that own them just because. 110,000 people live here, but only God knows why, and it's because of Him. Temecula sits smack-dab in the middle of the Californian Bible Belt, so get ready for born-again Christians, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses to be knocking on your door every damn day. Don't move here, there's nothing here.
See also: Compton wanna-bes
See also: Compton wanna-bes
A. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."
by Leams2 September 29, 2019
A town in California where everyone is a snob. The town is in much overdevelopment. Kids all over smoke marijuana and there are traffic problems.
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
A boring and pathetic city where there children and young adults who act like they’re from East LA/ Compton or any other notorious high crime rate city and don’t live up to their trash talk or start crimes. People from this city act like they want to start shit yet they’re too afraid to get SWATTED or have an FBI raid come after them
Man I’m so tough I’m from Temecula yea uh huh reppin that 951 yet I’m too much of a pussy to make spoof bomb threats
by Ice Piss Fan 44 September 15, 2019
A city with a lot of nothing to do in southern california... people smoke weed a lot and theres a lot of 12 year old emo kids with their hair in their eyes with really bad acne... then theres the bros with their hoes and their lame companies that they advertise on the lifted truck their dad with the small penis bought them. Then theres the overcrowded high schools rampant with teen sex, drugs, and violence... typical wholesome america.
by Im the temecula definition bitch May 11, 2005
a bomb ass city i like to call pleasantville because it has the best weather, it looks great, and it makes smoking weed so easy with all the moisture in the air.
by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003
A very desirable location indeed.Temecula actully means in the local tribal lang translated =Sun shines threw the mist.
And history says quiet a bit.Over the past 10 years or so growth and rapid obvious potential growth was succsesfull now slowed to a hurtfull halt of homeless for sale markets.The town historic and country was dirt roads and stop signs all but 22yrs ago. Rolling hills and hidden mesas pastures and wilderness. So prime for marketing between San Deigo and LA ,OC and San Bernandino.about 45 35 mins drive from the beach, located at the upmost southwest point of the Riverside county lines.A new found sucsess in the last 30yrs Temecula s micro climate is exellent for vinticulture and wine tasting. Temecula's Favorite Winery Hands Down MOUNT PALOMAR WINERY - TEMECULA ,CA.
And history says quiet a bit.Over the past 10 years or so growth and rapid obvious potential growth was succsesfull now slowed to a hurtfull halt of homeless for sale markets.The town historic and country was dirt roads and stop signs all but 22yrs ago. Rolling hills and hidden mesas pastures and wilderness. So prime for marketing between San Deigo and LA ,OC and San Bernandino.about 45 35 mins drive from the beach, located at the upmost southwest point of the Riverside county lines.A new found sucsess in the last 30yrs Temecula s micro climate is exellent for vinticulture and wine tasting. Temecula's Favorite Winery Hands Down MOUNT PALOMAR WINERY - TEMECULA ,CA.
by 2blue 4u July 11, 2008