Tactical Nuke 

It is a term used to define a really ugly girl that is either fat or a total mess. It holds stronger description than the famous grenade, landmine or zoo creature.

I can be used to go above and beyond when describing a woman or girl that has outdone herself as a grenade.

A girl who is the epitome of being fat, ugly, a mess or a combo of these.

Yo, did you see that girl? She's a total tactical nuke.

Tactical Nuke by The Almighty P.Gotti February 21, 2011

Tactical Nuke 

Yo, step up yo bitch ass Jersey Shore Jagerbombs and take on the real brotastic drink of the century: The Tactical Nuke.

A tactical nuke is a drink that will fuck you up and make you ripped up like rambo. Take 3 shots of Jager and wash that shit down with a 5-hour energy, because every true bro wants to be energetic AND wasted.

"YO did you see Brett Broski do that tactical nuke? He punched that stupid orange bitch in the face right after it!"

Tactical Nuke by Brett Broski February 23, 2010

Tactical Nuke 

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.

Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.

Tactical Nuke by blonde69 November 13, 2011

Tactical Nuke 

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family

Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it

Tactical Nuke by O H P A P A December 4, 2019

Tactical nuke 

Gankplank full AD Crit Used Barrel!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You lose as a full Tank and Armor

These are some pieces of SH*T,a friendly Tactical Nuke helps you with counting numberz

Tactical nuke by GPMain November 20, 2017

Tactical Nuke 

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.

Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*

Tactical Nuke by banana overlord February 7, 2022