The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.
-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.
-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!
-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!
by The Cleveland Steamer October 4, 2005
I was at Betsy's house last night, and right as she was about to go down on me, I suprised her and shat in her mouth. Russel Stover for life.
by B-rett Bizzowers April 16, 2006
The act of building an expensive and exotic drag race motor such as a GM SB2.2 and it blowing up, not once, but twice.
“Dude, did you see that bitchen engine he just built? Took him a year to get back in the seat after fixing it the first time. Too bad the engine Russell Stovered all over the race track AGAIN!!”
by John Holmes 56 May 12, 2018
"She looked good, but didn't have much of a personality, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Stover Roll Over and peaced"
by TeamLampRep November 10, 2009
A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
by debradebbiedeb February 15, 2012
by Fvckingagoat March 30, 2022
jackson stover is a badass
by jackmaballs March 12, 2021