Snail

The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.

No! A snail is faster than me!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Snail

To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.

This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.

1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"

2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"

by Lil Conus July 17, 2020

Snail

When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.

"You snail! You're always late!"

"Could you eat a lil faster? You're such a snail!"

by Sexehhh January 2, 2009

Snail

An undersea cat

That's a cute snail!

by Omegawolf666 November 6, 2020

Snail

When you pre cum in your undies leaving a snail slime like mess

'OMG he's so hot he made me snail'

by Benbo swaggings June 11, 2016

Snail

baby who eats veggies and will crawl all over you and give you little snail kisses
They will be your bff no matter what
They just vibing
SPEED

Snail: *vibing*
Me: oh my god what a beautiful snail *pat pat*

by Billy the Alien May 5, 2020

Snail

Affectionate term for one's significant other. Particularly when said person is characteristically slow at doing things.
Term usually used by Fluff

"Come on snail, it's bed time."
Snail and fluff are the perfect match.

by 🐌♥️🐻 November 13, 2019